RANGE ROVER EVOQUE-FALL 2011

Range Rover Evoque was revealed yesterday in Paris along with the new Audi (peep it like 2 posts ago). I actually love the new Range Rover it goes 240 hp. They'll be available to buy in Fall 2011 and although its not confirmed the price is supposed to be around $37k-although I think it might be a little more. 

DUKE STUDENTS "F*#K LIST LEAKED!

THIS BITCCHHH DID NOT! Some recent Duke graduate Karen F. Owen made a "Fuck List" after she graduated listing and rating in detail and in PowerPoint every guy she had sex with during her 4 years-aka the lacrosse & baseball players of Duke University. It's written in the style of a thesis and is extensive. She sent it to some friends (DUMBASS idea #2 after the fact that she even made it) and one of them fwd. it and blahblahblah now its viral. The issue here is that there's legit pictures of the guys and they're all athletes, so I bet there will be some legal action. She'd deactivated all her online accounts but, of course I was able to find a picture of her...which isn't that impressive.  To see the full "Fuck List" CLICK HERE.

disgusting.

These photos were shot for Paris Vogue in a spread called 'Festin'. It was shot by skeevy photog Terry Richardson (google him) and the model featured is Crystal Renn aka the biggest plus size model in the game (no pun intended). This whole thing was just good idea bad execution because I really felt sick after looking at some of these pictures i.e. the one where she has a squid down her esophagus.

NEW beats by Dre.

Yesterday in NYC at the Best Buy theatre Beat's By Dre unveiled some new products AND had a performances by Keri Hilson and Soulja Boy. The event was free buuuut the beats aren't. New items include the above speakers and then the different headphone sets; the ibeats were actually designed with the help of LeBron James  and the justbeats were designed by Justin Beiber which makes them the third and forth celeb. to design a pair in beats collab. with Dr. Dre & Monster (other celebs have been Lady Gaga heartbeats & P. Diddy diddybeats).

Audi e-Tron Spyder

I'm in love. pictured above is the Audi e-Tron Spyder that was shown at the 2010 Paris Motor Show yesterday. What's interesting is that it's a plug in hybrid that can go 0-62 in 4.4 seconds AND gets 107 mpg's which basically means you'd never be at the gas station cause it has a 13.2 gallon tank...you do the math.

It's Only A Matter of Time

Now this is the perfect example of a ticking time bomb. And when that croc eats that man alive errrbody gonna be acting so surprised.

BRAD QUIT RACHEL!

Brad has quit his job working with Rachel Zoe. He had this to say about his leaving, "I love Rachel and she's taught me everything I know, but there's a point where either I do it now or I'll never know what it's like to spread my wings and soar." The good news is that they're still friends and him and Rachel are still besties. Rachel says, "We couldn't stop hugging and we couldn't stop crying. He did this with such class and elegance. And I get it. I just told him, 'I'm here for you always.'" Awww how cute. ANYWAYS. 

JUICY HIRES AMERICAN EAGLE'S HEAD DESIGNER!

Photo jacked from fashionista.com

So, if you didn't already know Juicy founders Gela Nash-Taylor and Pamela Skaist-Levy gave up the company about a year ago and has been controlled by Liz Claiborne. Well now even more bad news for Juicy, they've hired a new head designer; LeAnn Nealz who is also American Eagle's chief design officer. Umm, I'm not hatin' on American Eagle...but really? 

TEEN MOM MACI TATTOOS

So I'm prob just a creep but every time I see Maci on Teen Mom I always wonder what her tattoos are of. So you know I had to do some internet stalking and find out. She has Bentley Cadence on the lower side of her back. She has a HUGE notebook page with her last name "Bookout" with the o's as cupcakes and is currently putting more writing on it but I don't know what. Breathe is written on her ribs and Bulletproof is written across the back of her shoulder. 

She's also writing a book titled Bulletproof which is going to be about being a Teen Mom...as if we haven't seen enough on the show. Hopefully after reading this you feel like as much of a creeper as I did when I was finding this out. HA!

Chris Brown 12 Strands Video

Christ Brown's video for his latest song 12 Strands. I watched the first 5 seconds and just couldn't take it anymore because Teen Mom is on and because the intro was just too long.

Old Heads Doin' the Dirty in Public

Photo jacked from sun sentinel

Authorities have apprehended these two second class citizens (George Pomfret, 49, and Brenda Prothero, 48) for having sex in broad daylight in front of a gas station in Fort Myers, Florida for over an hour! A plain clothes officer spotted the sex kittens buck naked gettin' freaky and asked them to stop...which they didn't! But, once she announced she was a police officer they immediately put on their clothes. They were arrested and charged with indecent exposure. 

I don't know if anybody else realizes this, but the strangest things always take place in Florida. 

3-year old brings weed to school

Photo jacked from news4jax

Before I even get to the story I believe the main question should be since when do 3-year olds go to school? But anyways the toddler brought "less than 20g's" of weed to school and told another child. Then the little snitch told the teacher who then searched the baby (HA!). The little dope boy said he got it from his father. Then the 5-0 searched the baby daddy crib and didn't find anything. No charges are set to be filed due to the fact that IT'S A 3-YEAR OLD. 

And sorry about the extra-rachet vocabulary used in this post I just thought it was appropriate. 

WEEZY'S BDAY LETTER FROM RIKERS

Lil'Wayne wrote a letter from Rikers (sidenote: he's scheduled to be released in 39 days!) I really think he's a strange guy like I think if I ever met him he'd be so weird. & If you read the whole thing notice how he PROPOSES for someone in the letter. I didn't include the humungous list of shout outs that he gave to different fans who had written him.

What’z poppin!
I hope that you all are well and as always, thank you thank you thank you for the endless love and support. I think by the time you all read this I’ll be 28 years old… feeling ancient in this b#tch! On that note, I do encourage you young people to enjoy your youth. And for the old heads like me, enjoy your life. Everyday!
As for me, I’m good. Awaiting freedom patiently. People often ask does the days feel longer now that the time is getting shorter… I say that there’s 24 hours in everyday. But honestly, I can’t fxckin’ wait! Sorry. Anyway, I’m still playing UNO. Still doing pushups and such, by the way, please don’t expect me to come out looking any different. I’m the same little ‘ol me. Also, I’ve been trying to get as much rest as I can because I know I won’t when I’m out of here. Wait, Aaliyah’s “Let Me Know” just came on the radio! “At your best, you are love”… and I try to always be at my best, for you.
I only listen to slow jams and ESPN. Shoutout to Keith Stewart and Dr. Bob Lee on WBLS, and Lenny Green on KISSfm. That’s all I listen to, other than sports. Oh and if you haven’t heard the new song by Eric Benet, “Sometimes I Cry”, please stop what you’re doing and check it out. Well, after you finish reading this. It’s the best song I’ve heard since Maxwell’s “Woman’s Worth”. It’s for grown folk. I actually listen to the radio all day waiting for that song. Anyway, so back to my fans, you are the best in the world. When reading those letters, you never cease to amaze me with your love. I am forever grateful.
So my kids are perfect. I miss them like crazy! Reginaé, you are the angel of my life. Kam, you are amazing. Neal, you are my little wonderful meatball. And Lil Tunechi Jr., you are so me. City, I am so you! I love my family and I thank them for the support during this time. It’s almost over. To my YMCM family, you are the fxckin’ best! Uhh Nik, I am jealous of you and Drizzy, but it’s cool! Ha ha. I miss you all and keep killin’ ‘em. I love y’all.
To everyone who’s come to visit me. I thank you for that, graciously. It means a lot. Well I’ll end this letter but never my love. Speaking of love… Mr. Chris Kyle, will you marry Ms. Ashalee Albarr??? Now that was cool. Well I hope y’all got my new album ‘I Am Not A Human Being’. It’s great, like every one of you. Peace.
P.S. … you’re mines.


THANKS TO WEEZYTHANXYOU.COM

NYC SAMPLE SALES THIS WEEK!

VERSACE-UGG AUSTRALIA-ETRO-DOLCE & GABBANA

       When: 9/28-10/1 10am-7pm

       Where: 12 West 57th Street (between 5th & 6th ave.) Suite 807

J.CREW

      When: 9/28-10/1 10am-7pm

      Where: 261 West 36th street (between 7th & 8th ave.) 

CLUB MONACO

    When: Today-9/30 Today: 1-5pm Tue: 9am-noon Wed:1-5pm Thur: 9-noon

    Where: 601 West 26th street Suit #800

ZELDA

      When: 9/30-10/1 

      Where: 260 West 39th street (7th&8th) 5th floor

JUDITH RIPKA
      When: 10/8-10/11 

      Where: The Carlton Hotel

If you're looking for me, I'll be at the Dolce & Gabbana sample sale maxin' & relaxin'.

what does this have to do with nike?

Ricky Rozay stars in the newest Nike commercial. Which by the way, has absolutely nothing to do with Nike whatsoever and is utterly dumb.

Bawwwwse.

PriceofWeed.com

Screenshot from Priceofweed.com

Yes this is serious. A new website www.priceofweed.com shows what the going rate for weed is in your area. The concept is hilarious but I can already foresee millions of people using it. 

We-P Unisex Urinal..UMMMM.

Never in my life would I ever use one of these We-P Unisex Urinals designed by Michal Farago. Disgusting.

Damn Shame.

NEW KANYE. "So Appalled"

LINDSAY BACK IN JAIL...UNTIL OCTOBER 22 [UPDATED]

The new mugshot from this morning is on the far left.

Earlier we reported that Lindsay was back in jail until October 22 because of a judges orders well ANOTHER JUDGE has just reversed the order and she will be released from jail with stipulations. 1-She must get a scram bracelet (for the third time). 2. She is not allowed to be around known drug dealers. 3. She must submit to search by the police at ANY time. and 4. She cannot go to nightclubs or another other place where alcohol is the "chief item of sale".

Lohan went to court today for a hearing about her two failed drug tests while on probation. The Judge didn't even bother hearing her lawyer's side of the story and had her cuffed and shipped off to jail with NO BAIL. As the judges order stands right now, she will be in jail until her probation hearing on October 22; that is, unless the judge changes the order. 

OKSANA MALAYA-FERAL CHILD

Feral children are children who were neglected at an early age and were raised by animals. This is a real girl who was raised by dogs in the Ukraine, her names Oksana Malaya and was found in 1991 living in a dog kennel. Today, she's somewhere in her mid-20's living in a mental institution because of the trauma she suffered while living with dogs. When I first came across feral children a couple years ago I thought it was hilarity at its purest form and when I thought about it today I thought it was going to once again be pure hilarity; however, when I looked it up this time it's just horrible that her parents would leave her with animals. (But, it's still semi-laughable).

SHOP GG COMING SOON!

YES IT'S TRUE SHOP GG IS COMING SOON!!!! 

GET EXCITED. 

Diesel's Attempt at Humor

First of all, in my almighty opinion Diesel's shoes are garbage. Second of all, these ad campaigns are really not funny at all. But, I'm sure someone will find this funny.

Dear, Brian Atwood

Photos Jacked from @thelifefiles

This is just a prime example that just because it's designer and/or costs beaucoup bucks does NOT mean it is okay to purchase NOR that it is stylish. Not only are these hideous, they cost $2,085 dollars. I could go to the local sex shop, buy some lucite strippa' heels and bedazzle them AND they would come out looking better than this garbage. These def. need to GETGABBED. 

worst "music" ever made.

Soulja Boy feat 50 Cent - "Mean Mug" by 50 Cent

I guarantee you won't be able to listen to the whole thing. 

This Is Amazing.

These guys invented a formula that turns into fabric when it's sprayed on the body! You can wash and re-wear the clothes AND you can easily revert it back to its original properties and create a new garment!  

No Words.

"The Situation" shirt is the most ridiculous thing I've ever laid eyes on. The only positive thing about this is that if you saw a guy wearing this you'd automatically know he was a douche. I mean seriously, WTF. To buy one you have to e-mail thesituationshirt@gmail.com. 

That's So Raven

These amazing pumps (worn by Raven Symone on Wendy Williams & by Dawn Richard @ Fashion Week @ by Rocsi on 106&Park) are made by Fever Shoes and can be purchased by clicking the link for 200$!!!!! That is extremely inexpensive; thus making them a must have. 

Leave it to the Japanese

Here's what thelifefiles says:  

Developed by coders at the Kanagawa Institute Of Technology, the game allows you to select the type of virtual girlfriend you’d like (with voice stylings that include downtown tough girl to fawning Betty Boop-type) and then allows you to massage the virtual girl via the Wii Balance Board.The game even says phrases like “Stop.  Where are you touching?”.

                                                  This is the sickest game I've ever heard of.

"..you should get preggo its great..."

As every educated person knows, the United States has the highest teen pregnancy rate out of any country in the industrialized world. A few facts on pregnancy from Livestrong.com: Teenage mothers are more likely to: Drop out of high school, be and remain single parents, and score lower in math and reading tests. (Personally I the last point is a bit of a stretch but anyways.) Most shocking, ONE-THIRD OF GIRLS GET PREGNANT BEFORE THE AGE OF 20!  So obviously teen pregnancy has become big issue with television shows like MTV's Teen Mom & 16 & Pregnant which were produced to persuade teens to use protection and/or to stop having sex in general. 

Now to the reason this post was made in the first place: There's an area in Florida where a high number of girls between the ages of 15-19 are having children. As a disclaimer this post is not meant to offend, judge, or berate any individual who has a child or is pregnant it is just stating the obvious FACT that teens need to start taking more precautions when it comes to having sex. It is 2010 and one-third of girls will be pregnant before the age of twenty, what does that mean for 2020? If you do have a child and are taking responsibility, I commend you and as most teen mother's say, "I wouldn't trade it for the world." I'm sure that is the case now and I'm sure you're giving your child all they need and more, but go back to the moment you first found out you were pregnant I would be willing to bet you were anything but excited and probably horrified (unless you're living under some delusion) and saw many of your life's goals and opportunities go up in smoke; this is not to say that you won't go on and have an amazing life (case in point: Justin Bieber's mom was a teen when she had him). 

Someone posted their opinion on their Facebook page and this is the HILARITY & OUTRAGE that ensued: