Thursday, April 28, 2011

Yes, Please.

You're currently being mesmerized by 25 year old Olivier Rousteing-he's french. Olivier who has previously designed for Roberto Cavalli and most recently has been the women's wear designer at Balmain was just upgraded and is now the company's head designer! If you don't know about Balmain, just google it. 

Blake Lively as a Ginger

Blake Lively dyed her hair red. I mean not much is happening in the world right now so I'm resorting to blog about this irrelevant b.s. She did it for the film Hick that she's currently shooting and said she felt like the character needed red hair. Appareantly she's only keeping it for a month. Blah. Blah. Blah. Moments of life I'll never get back.

MTO Better be WRONG as usual!


AWWWWWWW HELLLLLLLLLLL NO! Below is a post from Media Take Out claiming that Lady GaGa is looking to tarnish Beyonce's image. If this is in fact true-because MTO is rarely a credible source for information-all I have to say is this; Lady GaGa better back the fck down.
April 28, 2011. We here at MediaTakeOut.com are HARDCORE TeamBeyonce . . . and in upcoming weeks - shes going to NEED IT!!!


According to a TOP music industry insider Lady Gaga and her label Interscope are launching a full scale ATTACK on the queen of pop. The insider explains, "Lady Gaga is happy with her status [as the number one worldwide artist] and she's not looking to be number two."


The insider claims that there has been a good amount of Bad Blood between the two ladies since an unspecified falling out the two had earlier this year. The insider adds, "Lady Gaga doesn't see Beyonce as an artist - she doesn't play instruments, she doesn't write her songs, [in Lady Gaga's eyes] Beyonce's just an empty shell."


So Lady Gaga's people are starting a CAMPAIGN . . . to expose Beyonce. The snitch added, "[Lady Gaga] would like fans to know that she's a real musician and Beyonce is a dancer that has a nice voice."


And yesterday the FIRST SHOT in the battle was FIRED. Lady Gaga's record label INTERSCOPE paid for a Twitter ad. Whenever someone searched for the word "Beyonce" they were taken to Interscope's ad. The ad told fans that Bey's new song Girls was really a REMAKE of the Major Lazer song Pon The Floor. But here's teh KICKER . . . Interscope doesn't WORK or have ANY financial interest in Major Lazer's product.


Tells the insider,"The only reason Interscope is advertising for a song that they DON'T OWN, is because they want to expose Beyonce."


And the war begins . . . Bey, we're riding with YOU on this!!!


Saturday, April 23, 2011

Lohan Sentenced to 120 Days in Jail!

Lohan has been sentenced to 120 days in jail! Also, she has to serve like a million hours of community service (480) at a Women's Center and at the LA Morgue. She's currently out on $75k bond while her attorney appeals the case. Damn Lohan get your shit together.

CHIMPANZEE.


Every year on Earth Day aka April 22, Disney released a movie about some species of animal. Today-technically yesterday-I saw African Cats, which is an excellent movie that everyone needs to go see. But, during the previews for next years Earth Day movie 'Chimpanzee' I shed tears. CRIED DURING THE TRAILER! It looks so amazing that I just can't wait and I had to share the trailer with y'all. Obvs it comes out April 22, 2012. 

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

GOT ME FCKEEDDDDDD UP!


AWWWW HELLLLL NO! This girl from Wisconsin (of course a flyover state) wore a dress to her prom that took her Mom 6 years to make...out of starburst wrappers. The outfit was completed with a starbust wrapper clutch, heels, and her dates vest. I wouldn't be surprised if she blackmailed someone on student council for that theme.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

New Beyonce-GIRLS (Who Run the World) *UPDATED*

*UPDATE*
After the song was leaked Bey's camp noticed all the horrible things people were saying about it so they released the OFFICIAL version. I must admit it's not as horrible as the leak. But it's still no Crazy In Love. 

This is Bey's new song Girls (Who Run the World). If you don't already know she split from her father's management and is now managed by Jay-Z. This is the first song from under his management and I'm not really feelin it at all. Rumor has it Matthew (her dad) wanted her to stick to her R&B roots and maintain that image but Jay wants her to switch it up and be more like Rihanna and do some electronic type shit. Damn girl, you better run back to Daddy. Because everybody knows I'm your biggest fan and if I'm not feelin' it there's a problem. 
Sidenote: The picture was taken while she was filming the video for the song. 

Monday, April 18, 2011

Lady Gaga is a Disease. PROOF

Photo and Video found at Racked.com

I have always said that Lady GaGa is a damn problem. Well, I rest my case. A 20 year old girl from Oklahoma is in jail for killing her family's cat so she could wear its blood to the Lady Gaga concert. I mean I don't know why anyone would be surprised that this has happened. I don't have anything else to say on the matter either. 

Saturday, April 16, 2011

I'm So Late..But...

I'm so late for posting this but I just saw it and died laughing. It's a legit ad which makes it all the more hilarious.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Marc Jacobs

 
These Marc Jacobs tee's are a part of the designers efforts to raise skin cancer awareness. The shirts are only $35 and all proceeds are going to the NYU Skin Cancer Institute. Would you wear one?

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

WTF AMC

As if AMC isn't already on my damn nerves with charging $12.50 to see a movie (in Manhattan) now their going to start selling 'Smart Movie Snacks' packages for $7. In this package you'll get water, granola bars, fruit chips, and trail mix. HA! Excuse me AMC, so ya'll are only charging $7 dollars for that feast but some chicken fingers and a Powerade some how manages to come out to like 15$? Please get with the program. Thing is I'm definitely gonna be buying the damn package cause of the price tag. PISSED.

Kobe's $100K Phrase


Kobe Bryant was fined $100,000 by the NBA after he was captured on film referring to a referee as a "fucking faggot" during a game. Every gay, lesbian, and transgender group called for action and so the NBA issued the fine. Kobe has already said he's appealing the fine but did issue a makeshift apology; stating,
"My actions were out of frusteration during the heat of the game, period. The words expressed do NOT reflect my feelings towards they gay and lesbian community and were NOT meant to offend anyone."
I mean $100K is a bit steep in my opinion.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

OBOL


This is the OBOL and keeps your cereal from getting soggy...it's $18.95 and you can get it here. I mean if your cereal gets soggy in the middle of eating it, you're eating too damn slow. 

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

She's 55 and had 52 plastic surgeries!

This lady is 55-years old and has had 14 full scale operations (52 different procedures). She looks pretty legit. Not a very interesting story though. Watch the video if you want. 

Monday, April 4, 2011

700$ A MONTH.



This idiot pays $700 a month for a 90 square foot microstudio on the Upper West Side...yes I said the Upper WEST Side. Maybe it's because I live on the Upper East Side that I have a panic attack whenever I have to take the long and complicated journey to get to the West Side, but a-I would never pay $700 for THAT and b-this lady is a fool. Like most studios, it doesn't have a kitchen...but it has a bathroom. Yeah, still not enough for me.

ONLY 20%?!

What the hell is going on right now. Obviously I don't want to insult your intelligence by reiterating everything thats on the flyer above....BUT, Ecko is offering a lifetime 20% discount to dumbasses who are willing to tattoo either the shears logo or the rhino logo somewhere on themselves. First thought-who is willing to do that for ECKO. Second thought-ONLY 20 DAMN PERCENT!? Let me just put this into perspective for you....instead of paying $20 you'll be paying $16. I mean from the very little I've seen out of their Cut & Sew collection it isn't bad per say, but those individuals that still wear Ecko Untld. will prob have no problem getting this tat.

Friday, April 1, 2011

DRAKE KICKED OUT OF YOUNG MONEY...april fools?

I don't know how true this is, but word is Drake was kicked out of Young Money last night after a heated argument with Wayne and Baby. According to multiple sources (remember it's APRIL FOOLS DAY) there was an argument over unpaid royalties amongst other things and when drake showed up at a concert in PA and refused to perform Wayne and Baby got pissed and after Drake claimed to be Young Money, Weezy replied, "This the thanks I get...We don't fucking need you."
Daaaaaaaaaaamn. But we'll see if it's true or not.