Kim K. Will Die Tomorrow.

The Keep a Child Alive foundation is about to commence an AMAZING fundraising/awareness campaign. Kim Kardashian, Justin Timberlake, Swizz Beats, Alicia Keys, Ryan Seacrest, Katie Holmes, Usher, and a vast amount of more celebs will all DIE TOMORROW! Well at least digitally. They won't be using any social media until a certain amount of money is raised for HIV/AIDS in Africa and India. Go to buylife.org to purchase a shirt or text "BUYLIFE" to 90999 from your cell phone to donate $10. 

Buying the tshirt also gives money to the campaign but the legit thing about it is that other people can scan the barcode using the Stickybits or WiMO mobile app and "buy life". 

Cover to Cover

I've never really understood what's so attractive about Playboy but then again I've never looked at one. Neither here nor there, this ones for all the gentlemen that read GG. Playboy is now giving people the chance to buy a cover to cover hard drive of ever magazine issued from 1953-2010. EVERYTHING in those magazine comes in the hard drive and it can be yours for $300. Buy it HERE.

Funniest News EVER

O.M.G. I'm dying right now after reading this! It was on Dead Serious News so hopefully it's a 'dead serious' story because something like this is just too hilarious. Who really knows if it's true but if it is, then it would make this the funniest thing to ever happen in America. Even more funny than when the cops busted into Steven Slater's house to arrest him for deploying the JetBlue emergency slide and he was doin' the dirty with his boyfriend.

Driveaway.

Want to take a road trip using someone elses car? Go to autodriveaway.com. Basically people who need to get their car from one place to another but don't feel like doing it themselves or paying to have a company ship it go to "driveaways" where they can put in their request to transport the car and people who are registered through the site get matched to drive it. So you get to use someone elses car to go on a road trip. You must be at least 23 years old, have a valid drivers license, and a clean driving record. So you get a free cross country vacation. 

PINK 4 FRIDAY

Nicki Minaj teamed up with MAC to make her own lipstick 'Pink 4 Friday' which will only be available for four fridays following her release of Pink Friday her album. I heard about this before Thanksgiving but assumed it would be that god awful light pink shade she always wears and didn't want to post it on here because I was lookin' out for the people who might have went out and bought it thinking it was a crucial pickup; however, judging by the picture in the pickup this MIGHT actually be a crucial pickup. I ONLY wear lipstick and so I'm going to go by MAC to see how this turns out. I'll be updating the post with my final decision later this evening. 

I Ride with Kim ALL DAY!

If you've been keeping up with the Lil' Kim Nicki Minaj beef you're well aware that Nicki came at Kim's head last week in an interview where she basically said Kim should watch who she messes with because Nicki can get hood. Also, she said she didn't copy Kim and has so much respect for her blahblahblah. Also she said that when she sees one of Kim's tracks on Billboard then she'll respond to her. Well Lil'Kim made a diss track-listen to it below.

Doubt This Will Be Used.

I got this email and figured I'd share the savings. Although I have not a clue how someone can spend $50,$100, or $150 on Jac Vanek merchandise. 

jacvanek.com

QUESTIONABLE.

I was waiting for a table at Smokey Bones BBQ (the best cornbread in the world) and I looked to my left and saw this sign. Let me just put it out there that this is the definition of being schiesty. This sign really just cemented the fact that I'm never going back there. The fact it was the first time I went there in YEARS has no relevance either because I'm just baffled as to how this is legal. Also, let me just inform you that this sign was about the size of a piece of notebook paper placed about 4 feet from the ground in the corner of the lobby door AKA where not anyone would see it unless they were bored waiting, like myself, and started to just look around. I wonder how many other places have schiesty little signs like this hidden.

Oprah IS Santa.

Every year Oprah has a special show "Oprah's Favorite Things", where she lists all of her favorite things to instantly make something famous for the Christmas season. What's amazing is that every things she lists the members of the audience get! So obviously making it onto the Favorite Things Episode is HUGE because you're going to walk away with thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of gifts and travel. Because this is her last season Oprah DID IT BIG!!!! Not only did she have one favorite things episode, she had two! Medics were stationed in the audience to help out audience members in the case of an emergency because the episode is just that big. Below is a video of the crowds reaction during Part 1 of the Favorite Things, and are pictures of the most outrageous giveaways. 

Nikon D3100 Digital SLR Camera-$699.95

7-Day Cruise on Royal Caribbean's Allure of the Seas (the biggest cruise ship in the world today)

Sony Bravia LX900 HDTV with 3D & Blue Ray Disc Player with three 3D movies $3,600

An iPad-$500

A 2010 VW Beetle

Jessica Leigh Diamond Earrings-$1,900

To see the full list CLICK HERE. Audience members also walked away with TWO 500$ Gift Cards to Nordstrom's.

Spring/Summer '11 Sneak Peak!

Here's a sneak peak at some of the Men's shoes that will be released in 3 days with Christian Louboutin's Spring/Summer '11 collection. I only am somewhat intrigued by the black/gold studded high tops. It's sad to say but I sense that within a year or so the Loubie craze will be non-existant and they won't be 'all the rage' anymore. Same thing happened to Manolo Blahnik (although they will ALWAYS) be classic,  Jimmy Choo, etc. At one point they were THE shoe to have and now although they'll always be something to want they aren't THE SHOE to have. On another note I managed to schiest my way into the Christian Louboutin sample sale last Thursday in the city and walked away with a pair.

Dear T.I.-You're Irrelevant

One of T.I.'s Many Mugshot Photos

So, if your among the living you know that T.I. is back in jail AGAIN. Shortly-as in less than a year-after being released from prison on those gun charges his unintelligent hood rat self ended up back in the pen after him and his wife were pulled over after making an illegal u-turn and were then found to be carrying drugs by police. Well now for some reason he thinks he's some modern day Lil'Wayne and has started a website to update his fans while he's serving his time. I came across the latest letter by pure chance while browsing the web and decided to read it just so I can get a feel of just how ignorant, simple minded, and downright dumb people are these days. Mind you T.I. had an amazing music career, a whole troupe of kids, and basically every reason to stay out of jail but somehow he winded right back there. I have no sympathy for this fool and I personally hope he soon becomes irrelevant in every facet of life. Anyways, heres the letter, and remember he has a limited vocabulary so it is full of bad words:

This experience is truly a pain I have never felt before and that's saying a lot for a nigga who's been down locked up as many times as I have. I see this as a real ass whoopin'. The kind you don't just go back outside to play afterwards. You take ya ass to bed and don't come out of your room until it's time to go to school. I don' t know what effect this will have on my life moving forward but I'm certainly sick and mother f*cking tired of going to jail, juve, prison, the pen, correctional facilities or whatever else you want to call it. I'd have been better off doing a 5-10 year bid one time than going in time and time again for days, weeks and months for the last 15 years of my life. Even though it's been a long road, I'm still standing, barely but nevertheless still standing. At one time I thought my motivation for continuing was for my fans, my partna Philant, my pops, my grandmama, even for the haters or the people I let down. But nah... I got to do this shit for me!!! I'll be God damned if I've come all this way and made it through so much hell to let it go down like this! F*ck that! If an hour in the dark is worth a second in the sun then pass me my mother f*ckin' shades cause I'm ready to cash my darkest hours in...ASAP!!! A lot of folks had fathers or father figures in the house to raise them into manhood. I'm not trying to make any excuses for my situation but my father was a hustler that lived in New York. My uncle was a local big time dope boy turned 10 year federal inmate. My mother and grandparents did the best they could but I found my manhood in the trap and in prison systems. But I found it. And nan one of mine will ever have to feel the cold tight grip of a handcuff or grace the presence of a jail cell if I can help it. Over my dead body! So if you can't respect that you ain't rocking with my movement then Fuck you dog! I know a bunch of mother f*ckers who are.....

- Love KING

CLICK HERE for his ridiculous website.

Hermes for the Kiddies!

Hermes is selling a coloring book (pictured above) "for kids and adults" that costs $130. It's twelve pages in length and has 24 designs to color!!

Well, let me start by saying you must have me mixed up with someone else to think I would ever in my lifetime spend $130 on a coloring book unless it was gold leaf/platinum paper and was only produced in a limited quantity, and even then I probably still wouldn't buy that.

Justice is Served.

Amber Portwood aka Amber from Teen Mom is being charged with two felony counts and one misdeamor for beating the crap out of her boyfriend Gary (which can clearly be witnessed by watching several episodes), if convicted she faces THREE YEARS in jail and a $10k fine. I mean the three years is a punishment but seeing as how the cast of 'Teen Mom' get paid somewhere around $65k per episode the $10k should be pocket change.

Bieberpix.com......WTF

This is outrageous. Justin Bieber just launched BieberPix.com a site full of never before seen pictures of the teen dream himself. For the record, let me state the fact that I have not a clue why everyone goes crazy over this kid; but I suppose that's irrelevant. All of the pictures on the site are available for purchase and the proceeds will go to an unnamed charity. So which one of you pedophile creeps is going to buy a picture...because I know theres some over 21 lurker that's gonna hang a picture of Biebs on there wall.

HERMES FALL/WINTER 2010

 Hermès made this video to showcase its Fall/Winter 2010 it's extremely unique and although I don't think they did a good job showcasing the collection it's an interesting video to watch.

SWIZZ/BUSTA/DMX

"YA'LL DON'T REALLY KNOW"

WHY IS THIS NOT BREAKING NEWS?!

iPhone 4

BlackBerry 8520/9300

Google Nexus

iPhone 3gs

BlackBerry Curve 8300/8330

Why did I not know that phone cases this amazing did not exist?! Hold up, better question is why didn't I think of inventing this mug myself?! CASE MATE offers these amazing phone cases with room for 2/3 cards (depending on the phone) OR cash, business cards, or anything else you can thing to put in there. I'm buying one as soon as I finish this post. I'm like getting excited over how much easier this is going to make my life. SCENARIO: For the months I'm in Manhattan I can put my MetroCard, Debit Card, and I.D. and while I'm at home in Florida going to the theme parks or out with friends simply put my I.D. and debit card in and I'm good to go. Everyone should buy one of these.

WORK IT.

OMG. These mat bags are amazing! Made by Ogorgeous for either yoga or pilates, or actually really just made to carry a mat. Not only are they unique and amazing, they're practical too! Each bag come with 2 side water bottle pockets, 1 inner zippered pocket, 1 inner cell phone pocket, 1 MP3 player pocket, 2 pen slots, and satin silk lining. All bags can fit the 1/8" or 1/4" mats and have extra room for shoes, towels, etc. My personal fav. is of course the sequined number which is currently on sale for less than 100$. Too bad I go to Pure where everything is provided and maintained to the utmost degree....moving on, I almost forgot to mention the adorable mat slings! There's many numbers like the one pictured above CLICK HERE to go to the Ogorgeous site!

Only in Japan.

I strongly recommend watching the video before reading this story. The internet is going crazy with these reports that have been coming out of Japan about a holographic pop sensation Hatsune Miku that has been "performing" for sold out arenas! This is like straight out of Disney's Zenon movies. If this is happening now I can only imagine what Japan will be like in 10 years!

TEAM WEEZY!

Media Take Out is reporting that Wayne punched Drake in the face!! Obv. if you were following Weezy while he was in jail you'd know that Drake never went to visit him in Rikers and if you were at or have seen the video from Drakes concert in Vegas, you noticed that Wayne's appearance was extremely short! According to MTO he didn't even want to appear at the concert but Baby was able to convince him. AND, when Wayne was released Drake told MTV that he hadn't heard from him! Now, MTO has a source that's saying Weezy feels like Drake isn't loyal and after the concert allegedly punched him in the face. Security broke up the fight and escorted Weezy from the area and later at Drakes after party security was told not to let Wayne in!

READ THE WHOLE STORY HERE!

GIVENCHY SUING BCBG

GIVENCHY is suing BCBG for knocking off their Nightingale bag which retails for $2,175, they hope to make some cash and want them to stop manufacturing them. The cream colored BCBG doesn't much resemble the GIVENCHY but the grey python is very similar. Hmm. In other news, GIVENCHY has been coming out with some legit stuff lately! Like the 'Jesus is Lord' tshirt (retail $275) and the new studded backpack (retail $800)!

Sources: NYMAG, TheLifeFIles,UPSCALE HYPE

ARE YOU A SHOPAHOLIC?

Above is the Valence Scale Test, which is a legit tool used to assert if someone is a compulsive buyer or not. Personally, I scored 55 but I already knew I had a problem beforehand-and really isn't admittance the first step to recovery? I found this test at Shopaholics Anonymous while I was looking for help (HAHA but for real). I really just don't know if I want to be cured or not and I've seen the movie Shopaholic and how those crazies treated her at her shopaholics anonymous meetings! I mean, I'm not in debt or anything but whenever I get the least bit bored I get nauseatingly anxious unless I go buy something. Please tell me someone else has this issue...

CANCERSTICKS.

These are just some of the images that you may be seeing plastered on cigarette boxes in the near future. The FDA has proposed 36 labels like the ones pictured above for public comment and in June they will select the final labels and then cigarette companies will have 15 months to start using the new labels. They'll be required to take up half the pack and 20% of advertisements. Let me start by saying if you smoke cigarettes your an idiot for multiple reasons; first off, you're committing suicide because you're slowly killing yourself. Secondly, your being selfish because as everyone knows second hand smoke is worse than first hand and lastly, your just a moron because smoking is a dirty habit that makes everything about you smell. Oh yeah, and it's just extremely unattractive. It makes no sense to me that smoking cigarettes is perfectly legal and yet smoking weed isn't. But neither here nor there the ad's are a good idea. 

If you smoke, would these images make you think twice?

SIDENOTE: I took the picture above somewhere in Western Europe, I can't remember where I think either Amsterdam or Ireland and as usual Europe is ahead of us once again with the phrases, 'Smoking Kills' and 'Smoking causes ageing of the skin'. On other boxes there were sayings like your doctor can help you quit and smoke harms others around you.