Where's Maury: Twins Born to Separate Fathers

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Damn. A hoe in northern Poland had twins, a boy and a girl, who have different fathers: her husband and the man she was having an affair with! The hilarious part is she agreed to a paternity test to prove that her husband wasn't the father and then was told that yes, he was the boys dad while the other dude was the girls dad. This is only the seventh such known case in the world and the jezebel filed for divorce after giving birth.

Face of Anorexia, Dead at 28

French model Isabelle Caro, pictured above, has died at age 28 due to a lung infection brought on as a result of her battle with anorexia.  The pictures above of Isabelle were part of a campaign to bring awareness to anorexia which were posted around Milan billboards during 2007 fashion week. You may remember the campaign as it drew worldwide attention to both the disease and the modeling industries standards. Most recently she appeared on Jessica Simpson's The Price of Beauty which you can watch in the video posted below. The sad reality is that millions of men and woman suffer from eating disorders brought on by societies views of beauty and we can only hope people start to realize that other peoples views and opinions on how we should look doesn't matter.

2010 Mashup!

DJ Earworm released his annual mashup of his top 25 songs of 2010. Dudes pretty talented but it's a little to Ke$ha heavy for my taste. It gets better at the end!

Look at All the Money you DON'T Have

Forbes Top 20 Earning Celebs of 2010:

1. Oprah Windrey, $315 million

2.James Cameron, $210 million

3. U2, $130 million

4. Tyler Perry, $125 million

5. Michael Bay, $120 million

6. AC/DC, $114 million

7. Tiger Woods, $105  million

8. Jerry Bruckheimer, $100 million

8. Steven Spielberg, $100 million

9. George Lucas, $95 million

10. Beyonce Knowles, $87 million

11. Dr. Phil McGraw, $80 million

12. Simon Cowell, $80 million

13. Jerry Seinfeld, $75 million

13. Johnny Depp, $75 million

14. Howard Stern, $70 million

14. Bruce Springsteen, $70 million

15. Floyd Mayweather, $65 million

16. Britney Spears, $64 million

17. Jay-Z, $63 million

18. Lady Gaga, $62 million

19. Rush Limbaugh, $58.5 million

20. Madonna, $58 million

Fun Fact: #38 on the list is Judge Judy Sheindlin with $45 million.

It's no surprise Oprah's queen of the world though some of the names on the list surprised me. Bey for instance didn't release an album nor movie this year but still banked $87mill., Britney Spears hasn't done much of anything since her breakdown and made $64mill. Also surprising is that Lady Gaga only made $62 million for some reason I thought she would have been top 10 with all of the hoopla that surrounds her crazy ass. 

Because Nothing Else is Happening Today

Because not everyday can be filled with spectacular news I bring you Bristol Palin's new house she bought in Arizona. The 18-year old teen mom just bought this $172K Maricopa, Arizona home for STRAIGHT CASH-which also happens to be the only remotely interesting fact about this story. Presumably the money came from what she earned on Dancing with the Stars.

 Sidenote: Why was she on that again? Although I've never watched the show just judging by the title there was no place for her ass anywhere near the show. The house has 5 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, and a 3 car garage. 

Sidenote x2: I can never understand why people build/buy houses with such a differentiating bed to bath ratio.

And it's rumored that Bristol will be enrolling at Arizona State University aka the #1 party school. 

$350K Christmas

Jay-Z spent hours inside Hermes' Madison Ave. boutique on Christmas Eve. Doing what you may ask? BUYING BEYONCE $350,000 WORTH OF BIRKIN BAGS AND OTHER HERMES SHIT.

Nothing more to say other than I wish Jigga was trickin' off some cash to yours truly.

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ROSS & WIZ "RETROSUPERFUTURE"

  Rick Ross Featuring Wiz Khalifa - Retrosuperfuture

Ricky Rozay feat. Wiz Khalifa Retrosuperfuture. ENJOY!

It Always Happens in FLORIDA

Elizabeth Millonig, 74, aka HBIC (head bitch in charge) got pulled over in Northeast Florida for doing 40 mph in a 30mph zone. PAUSE: that should be the first indication that something went wrong because those cops didn't have shit to do but pull someone over for going 40mph. So as a deputy was running her license plate this bitch SPED OFF, then a motorcycle officer pulled her over and she pulled the same getaway, but when the third officer tried to snatch her is when homegirl stopped playin' around and shit got real!

"When an officer tried to restrain her arm so she could not drive off again, deputies said the woman began striking him with her fist and screaming. When deputies asked her to get out of her vehicle, they said she tried to kick an official in his groin while she was being handcuffed.

After deputies assisted her into the patrol car, Millonig continues her tirade and began kicking the door panels and safety divider." 

And to think I was in Jacksonville, Florida yesterday pushin 90 in a 65 and didn't get stopped at all.

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?

MERRY ALMOST CHRISTMAS :]

This kid is such the younger version of me.
Cracking up at the hand motion after he says, "Now what are these for?"

Arts&Crafts w/GG *UPDATED*

I've began a new endeavor. I was strolling the isles of a local shoe store and saw these BCBG peep toe booties and as soon as I saw them, I had a vision. I snatched them up and ordered 1,000 studs to create the magnificence pictured above...only problem is now when I wear them the back of the studs cut into my feet and after hours of toiling away my fingers are numb and I need a mani. So, I'm probably going to make some adjustments who knows. 

NEWEST ADDITION: shocking pink bottoms!

CHANEL

Some looks from Chanel's Paris-Byzance RTW shoe.

Gold-to-Go ATM

The first Gold-to-Go machine in the US was just placed in Florida at the Town Center Mall in Boca Raton! The German company who created the Gold ATM just installed this one last Friday. It dispenses 24k gold coins and bars. Every ten minutes the price is adjusted to the current value of gold and the machine will have a 24/7 armed bodyguard and live security cameras. WELL DANG.

IT'S MAGIC!

This new Word Lens app for the iPhone is the most legit app to be made....EVER! You hold it up to signs that are in another language and it tells you what it says in English (or in any other language you need). Ummm, if this kind of technology is available to us common day citizens what must the government have?!

Teen Mom 2

MTV Shows

I'm gonna miss Amber beating the crap out of Gary.

Light Ups for Grown Ups!

Jacked from luxuo

Edmundo Castillo is the genius (obvious sarcasm) behind these Tron: The Legacy inspired light up wedges. They're made from the same material used for the costumes in the movie and these "Light Sandals" are going to be sold at Saks starting February 1. The price? $1650. 

Even though I go to fashion school some things never cease to befuddle me.

RUN & GET IT

The latest MAC collection: MARCEL WANDERS for MAC. This post is short and sweet 'cause I'm already in the whip headed to cop it ALL! Prices are 15-75$

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$11Million Dollar Tree

Jacked from luxuo.

See that Christmas tree? Looks pretty normal right...WRONG! The picture above is of the $11 MILLION dollar christmas tree located in the Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi (Sex and the City 2). The tree itself cost only about $10K, it's the 181 diamonds, pearls, emeralds, sapphires, and other precious stones that make it worth OVER $11MILLION. 

This isn't the first overly priced scheme for the hotel either. It's also home to the world's first gold ATM, and is the first place outside of Germany that has installed a Gold-to-Go aka a vending machine that sells gold!

Umm.

WTFLOCKA KIND OF CHRISTMAS CARD IS THIS?!

Excessive.

That's Usher's $250,000 custom Tiret watch. Nothing much else to say except he had a $250,000 watch made with his face on it. 

Ginger=Down Ass Bitch.

Let me start off by saying Ginger is a real down ass bitch. FOR REAL. Just watch the video because I really have nothing much to say about this Clay Duke character who attempted to murk the top tier of the Bay County School Board in Panama City, Florida (as usual everything shady happens in FL). Basically, dude was pissed that his wife got fired and that sales taxes were rising. THEN, in my opinion the most ridiculous part about this story is that all of the shots he fired at damn near point blank range MISSED. Yes, you read that right out of all the bullets he shot NONE of them actually hit anyone...except for the last one aka the one that he shot himself in the head with. SMMFH. Man, not to say I would ever do some foolishness like this but you better believe if I did I would have at least had some better aim.
But back to Ginger, man she really is a down ass bitch. I'm not even gonna bring up the fact it was the most misguided attempt to de-gun the gunman due to the fact she's prob. pushing 65. And it actually was hilarious how everyone just ignored her little attempt at being a hero and just moved on. So let this serve as a warning to not be a hero.

*Update* The graffiti he put on the wall stood for Vendetta...you know the movie V for Vendetta. 


AND FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DIDN'T READ WHAT I WROTE AND JUST WATCHED THE VIDEO I'LL SAY IT AGAIN...NO ONE GOT HURT BECAUSE ALL OF HIS SHOTS MISSED!

Unfinished Leak. *UPDATED:FINISHED SONG*

Christmas in Harlem leaked today! But, this isn't the finished version. According to Kanye Dipset is about to hop on the track too! Can't wait until the finished version!

Hear the song above!

WWE Basketball Edition

If you're one of those people who thinks sports have become too violent this is the perfect video for you to watch! If you've lived in the Brandon/Plant City area or are living in Arcadia, Florida you may very well know the star of this video, Mason Holland. During a game on the 13th at DeSoto High School Mason, who was the captain of the schools varsity team became upset at Jim Hamm a 51 year old referee for giving him a technical foul for shoving an opposing player who was bumping into him. After saying some words Hamm then ejected Mason from the game which resulted in Mason bumping the ref and then a halfway successful attempt at a body slam.
When an officer who was at the game interviewed Hamm about the incident Hamm told the deputy that he "did not want to see Mason get arrested and go to jail but did want to file a report/charges." Therefore, Mason is now facing a felony battery charge. SMH.

Newest Obsession.

Forget Texts from Last Night, it's all about Damn You Auto-Correct. Everyone with an up to date cell phone has experienced an embarrassing autocorrect mishap. These always happen at the worst of times and are never not embarrassing; now thanks to DYAC we can laugh at the misfortune of others. Personally, this shit happens to me all the time and it's always during an argument which makes me look stupid and minimizes my anger. For instance one that happens to me all the time is when I try to put f*ck and my phone decides I meant duck which completely just ruins the situation.

You Be Killin' 'Em

The video for Fabolous' song 'You Be Killin' 'Em' was just released and I must say Amber Rose has came a long way from shakin' for that cash...aka strippin'! Like really you can't even knock that girls hustle...the video's pretty legit too.

But really the only thing that kilt me were the Loubie Lipspikes at the 2:49 mark $1,395.

H.P.

These diamond rings by Joanna Szkiela are amazing. I mean personally I wouldn't put one of these on my Christmas list but I'd def. wear it if one were given to me. They're very Harry Potter-ish and my creep ass loves it. You can see more designs by her or order yours HERE!

Metrodome Roof Collapse.

The video/pictures above are of the collapsed Metrodome roof. The Metrodome is the football field in Minnesota where the Vikings play, luckily the game was already post-poned due to heavy snow fall because the inflatable roof couldn't hold the weight of the snow and caved in. Now, the Giants-Vikings game will be moved to the new Ford Field stadium in Detroit and will be the first NFL game to ever be played there AND admission to the game will be free!! All tickets will be general admission and FREE, preferred seating will only be available to those who had previously purchased a ticket to the original game.  

Not Surprising

Untitled from BuzzFeed on Vimeo.


So Miley Cyrus turned 18 on November 23rd and already there's been nude pictures leaked and video of her smoking from a bong. The video above was shot about six days ago during a party at her house in California, TMZ reported it was taken by a friend and was then copied by someone else and sent to the tabloids. However, the substance in the bong was not weed, it was Salvia, a drug which is legal in California. Let me interrupt this story by saying Salvia is ridiculously more dangerous than weed and  yet weed is illegal...the immediate side effect of Salvia are:

Uncontrollable laughter

Past memories, such as revisiting places from childhood memory

Sensations of motion, or being pulled or twisted by forces

Visions of membranes

Merging with or becoming objects

Overlapping realities, such as the perception of being in several locations at once.

So really she was not even on planet earth. Everyone knows Miley's gone rogue so this shouldn't be a surprise, the question that should arise from this is, why is weed illegal and salvia not?

Big Face Hundred.

So unless your a completely ignorant citizen of America you are aware of the fact that the 100$ bill will soon look like the picture above. But something you might not know is that last week 1.1 billion of these new bills were printed...with an ERROR! During production the bills creased which caused a portion of the bill to be printed blank. Some of you may think this is humorous, but printing hose bills cost $120 million dollars because this new 100$ bill is the most expensive currency to be printed in America. I just want the new and improved Ben posted up in my pocket!

Gilbert in Gabbana

Tipped off @ UpscaleHype

The Lakers beat the Wizards 115-108 on Tuesday and while this is not a surprising fact, Gilbert Arenas' footwear makes for quite the interesting story. While every other player in the NBA was wearing athletic brand sneaks (Nike, Jordan, Adidas, etc.) Gilbert broke out the D&G Velcro Strap Patent Hi-Top's which go for $395. Maybe next week Kobe will be wearing some Loubies!

Maybe She's Born With it...Maybe it's Make-Believe.

To be honest the only reason I even thought about doing a post like this is because I started thinking, 'Hmm, I wonder how UTTERLY GORGEOUS I would look if someone photoshopped me like they photoshop all of the celebs." Like seriously Madonna is just ridiculous, but then again so are all the others! People just don't realize how much of what we see is fake!