I Didn't Know Things Like This Existed.

Apparently there are things known as "jump-roping squads". That in and of itself would have made for a hilarious post but even more perfect is the fact that they perform routines that last 8:00 MINUTES! The video above is of the Kings Firecrackers jump-roping squad from Ohio (of course from some flyover state) performing during a halftime show at the US Naval Academy. The video takes a while to load, but trust, you will be amazed.

P.S. I haven't yet watched the full 8 minutes but please believe that I will!


UPDATE: THINGS REALLY GET INTERESTED AT THE 4 MINUTE MARK!


EXTRA UPDATE: OMG JUST START WATCHING AT 4:00 MINUTES. I really can't even hate on anything about these girls! A-They are in AMAZING physical shape to be able to do that crap for 8:00 especially the stunts they start pullin at 5:30!!!