Cocaine Stomach

Daily Mail

So all ya'll are aware of how people swallow capsules of drugs and try to smuggle them into other countries...Well, you're looking at a KILO of Cocaine inside of a 20 year old mans stomach! He was trying to smuggle it from Brazil back to Europe and his ass got CAUGHT cause he was lookin' suspect. They ordered a full body scan (technology now a days) and this is what they found. smh. I mean that comin' out of the other end would have HURT. I wish I knew how much he was supposed to get paid for this.

Lohan Sentenced to 120 Days in Jail!

Lohan has been sentenced to 120 days in jail! Also, she has to serve like a million hours of community service (480) at a Women's Center and at the LA Morgue. She's currently out on $75k bond while her attorney appeals the case. Damn Lohan get your shit together.

Man calls 911 on himself. *Audio*

This is so bizarre. Just watch the video, I really hate explaining things that you are about to see for yourself. 

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Best Way to Get Robbed

I mean if I was going to be robbed I'd hope the assailant would be as polite as the gentleman in the video. The cashier should be thankful he didn't exercise that trigga finga' and then jack the drawer himself!

"Genius"

You know we should all be thankful that people like Jerome Smith, 27, are kind enough to tattoo their faces and bodies with words like "Genius" and "Omerta"-an Italian word that refers to the mafia's code of silence-becuase it just serves as a clear warning that A-he's a piece of shit and B-he's a dumbass. 

Fresh out of the penn on a narcotics charge, he's now back in jail for pistol whipping a woman who's 8 months pregnant. The incident happened inside of a Cincinnati home which makes me also wonder why this woman was anywhere near affiliated with him.  In 2003 he also spent 5 years in prison for attempted murder, burglary, and drug possession. So why isn't this fool in jail for life?

Well He Didn't Get Away.

 If only all criminals were this unfortunate.