Saturday, September 18, 2010

The Situation is Out of Hand



ARE YOU JOKING ME?! Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino from Jersey Shore is not only slated to earn 5 MILLION DOLLARS this year, but he also has his own iPhone app that sells for $4.99. The world is really a ridiculous place. This joke of a person is going to make 5 MILLION DOLLARS this year for being on a reality show that glorifies him for being a douche bag. Anyways, the App Store describes the app as this:
WORKOUT: The Situation's daily workout routine. A step by step workout program with detailed descriptions, exercise info, and photos, wherever you are.

GTL FINDER: Gym, Tan, Laundry all day long. The GTL finder uses your curent location to deliver the closest and best fitness centers, tanning salons, and dry cleaning services.

GRENADE DODGER: Dodge grenades just like Mike - the game!

MESSAGE MIKE: Send and receive messages with The Situation.

SOUND BOARD: The Situation's best lines to get you in or out of any situation.


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