Wal*Mart

So, I came home to FL. for the weekend and you know one of the first things I did was go to Wal*Mart for some everyday low prices. There's always something noteworthy happening at the discounter and so it wasn't really surprising to find a WWE magazing equipped with a FREE OFFICIAL WRISTBAND! Also, while waiting in the hour line to be rung up for my one item purchase of some Tampax my friend noticed that the guy in front of us not only had a ROACH STUCK TO HIS SOCK, but was also making quite an amusing and uncomfortable purchase. Peep the pics below.

It was a lot more apparent in person but was hard to capture on camera while trying to be inconspicuous. If you look closely the roach is on the bottom of the sandal under right hand side of the adidas logo.

Homeboy was buying Febreze, Lifestyles condoms, and Mistolin. Now, we didn't know what Mistolin was so we decided to look it up, Urban Dictionary classifies it as the following:

"A cheap tacky and smelly latin floor cleaner. Only women who where wooden shoes and those nightgowns called Moo-moos use this product. They can be found in most ghettos mopping the sidewalks with mistolin. The product is also used for laundry, dishes, babyformula, and to cure the common cold in most latin homes."

Yes, he was latin and yes, he was mighty uncomfortable.