It's The Apocalypse

I couldn't make this up if I tried. As soon as the clock struck midnight on New Years over 5,000 dead blackbirds fell from the sky in Beebe, Arkansas. Now, that by itself is a bad omen and my superstitious ass woulda been boarding up the windows and saying a prayer to Guadalupe. Now, 100 miles away 100,000 dead drum fish have washed up on the shores of the Arkansas River. Because I hail from the great state that is Florida I wouldn't be surprised if some fishies just washed ashore I mean theres red tide, the oil spill, blahblahblah BUT if it was pollution it would affect ALL fish so the only explanation is a disease which would affect only the drum fish. Plus this added to the fact that thousand of black birds fell dead from the sky days ago just doesn't go over well with my conscious. If you live in Arkansas let this serve as a warning GET THE HELL OUT.