THE HANGOVER TRAILER #2 MEMORIAL DAY

OMG. It just keeps getting better! This is the second post I've done on The Hangover 2 (view the first one HERE). CANNOT WAIT UNTIL MEMORIAL DAY!!!

This Is Not News

When you're as heavily tatted as Wiz it really doesn't matter what you ink on your body so this is irrelevant...but, he inked 'AMB' on his thumb because his dumbass is in love with notorious jumpoff Amber Rose (they've been dating for less than a damn year). 

FAIRYTALE.

If you knew me you'd be aware that I currently have every facet of my wedding planned out. No, I'm not in any relationship, but if I ever needed to have a 500 person wedding fully planned in under 24 hours I could do it without blinking an eye. 

Last year Kirstie Kelly did a Disney princess inspired bridal line and this year the iconic brand has teamed up with Alfred Angelo who created the line which comes in sizes 0 to 30W and the price points range from $599-$1199. I mean I'm still wearing a Pnina Tornai when I get married but these are amazing!

Oh and did I mention my life plan is to own a bridal boutique?

LIQUIFIED DOPENESS.

You know I always hold ya'll down with the latest crucial pickups, and today is no different. You need to cop this Liquified Logo Tee available HERE for only 35$. It comes in mens and women's and it without a doubt a NEED and not a WANT. 

Sidenote: Even though it says it was designed by Anonymous, it's actually the work of the infamous French street artist ZEVS.

7 & 9 Year Old Rape 2 Year old.

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. In Memphis, TN two boys, ages 7 and 9, admitted to raping a 2 year old baby girl. I would be willing to bet one if not both of the two boys have been sexually abused themselves. Everything about this story is just sick. This is just not normal, what is the world coming to, seriously.

Concept to Creation

This is pretty legit Melody Shiue came up with this concept called the PreVue. I don't think I need to elaborate as the pictures speak for themselves. I don't plan on being pregnant for like another six years, but I hope this concept is a reality by then!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

For $21,498 this Roberto Cavalli Ostrich + Crocodile jacket can be yours. 

I would pay to know who, IF ANYONE, buys this. 

Camera that automatically adds makeup

For $230 you can buy the new Panasonic Lumix DMC-FP7 which with the touch of a button can eliminate wrinkles, whiten teeth, and ad makeup. Although from the pictures above (test shots taken by AOL), it looks extremely fake and over done-but that could have been the settings they were using. 

After you snap a pic you can use the different Beauty Retouch modes-Esthetic, for clearing skin and whitening teeth, and the Make-Up mode which ads foundation, eyes, lips, and cheeks. 

Users can choose the strength level of retouch they want to use and simply swipe across areas to fix. 

In the Make-Up mode you can literally choose to use foundation, lip color, cheek color, and eye shadow. But, instead of percentages you get to choose the colors. 

I mean if I were going to photoshop my pictures-which clearly I'm so naturally beautiful that it is out of the question-I would at least use Adobe Photoshop and not some cheap point and shoot digital camera. It just seems slightly redic to me.

Crucial Pickup

Crucial Pickup: Creative Insight fluorescent bulb created by Solovyovdesigns.

LIMITED GABBING.

Wellwellwell spring break is upon me. I'll be going home to Florida for a week and then off to Europe for a week so posting will be limited until next month! Enjoy the break!

Man calls 911 on himself. *Audio*

This is so bizarre. Just watch the video, I really hate explaining things that you are about to see for yourself. 

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Starbucks New Products!!

I just instantly gained ten pounds because today Starbucks introduced some new shit. In honor of the chains 40th anniversary they have created he Cocoa Cappuccino and some Starbucks Petites.
Cocoa Cappuccino: Brings together fresh espresso, bittersweet mocha sauce, steamed milk and foam, all topped with a mocha drizzle.
Starbucks Petites: Small sweets including; Cake Pops (available in birthday cake, rocky road, and tiramisu), red velvet whoopie pies, mini cupcakes (carrot cake and peanut butter), and sweet squares (lemon and salty caramel).

NEW WEEZY TRACK.

This just dropped from Lil' Wayne it's 'We Back Soon'....and all I have to say is his time in the slamma' done went and changed him! But on a legit note, I hate it. 

BODYCONFESSIONS.COM

Sites like DearblankPleaseblank and PostSecret have become wildly popular. The goal is simple, anonymously post shit that you would otherwise not say. Well, one of my professors Diana Spechler, is about to release her second book, Skinny. Along with the book she has also launched the site BodyConfessions.com where you can go and write-DUH-body confessions. I'm in class right now and we're all just reading them and some confessions are legit hilarious, others are depressing, and some are downright dark. Def, go check it out!

DAMN SHAME.

It's a damn shame that this is actually happening in real life. Forever 21 now has a maternity line-available in only Alaska, Arizona, California, Texas, and Utah; all which have the highest rates for teen pregnancy. If you don't live in those states you can order from love21 maternity online.
It's absolutely baffling that teen pregnancy is such a common occurrence that a teen clothing brand is now targeting at pregnant teens.

So Sweet.

I'm not even a Lady GaGa fan, but this legit just made me have respect for her. After watching the video on the bottom of 10 year old Maria singing a cover of Born This Way on YouTube, GaGa tweeted that it made her cry and then invited her to sing at her Toronto concert. The first video is the video from the concert. It's legit so cute.





And of course I couldn't resist posting the official video for Born This Way...weirdo.

BEST NEWS EVER!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG SOMEBODY PINCH ME. 

GREATEST.NEWS.EVER.

Loubi Flat Shoes mens S/S '11

These are the new releases from Christian Louboutin's Spring/Summer 2011 Mens Collection. You can cop these 'Loubi Flat Shoes' for $2,795, they were inspired by Mexico's Mariachi music. I love them in black, but white is a tad too much.

6-foot-7-foot VIDEO

Cory Gunz kills it. But, the video as a whole is too literal for me and I hated Inception so I don't understand why he was trying to make it like that. Oh and quick questions, how many different things does the 'F' in his damn name stand for?

Great Advertising

                           
Fashion chain Superette is using benches, bus stops, and chairs in the mall that leave imprints on your thighs after sitting on them to announce that they're having a shorts sale. Totally legit advertising.

Lock of Biebs Hair Sells for $40,668

Ellen DeGeneris made a joke one time that she wanted a lock of Bieber's hair, well after the teen dream cut off his locks her wish came true. Bieber gave Ellen the follicles and told her he wanted her to donate it to the charity of her choice; Ellen then placed the hair on Ebay with the proceeds going to charity. After a week on the site it has sold for $40,668! Goldenpalace.com placed the winning bid, but whats crazy is that normal everyday people were bidding thousands of dollars!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

Whoah, calm the fck down.

After her team, the University of Memphis pom squad, won the Division 1 championships for Hip-Hop this bitch lost it. Her names Marina Barrett and she'll never forget this.

BEST WEBSITE EVER

Legit just came across the most entertaining website EVER. Go to Live the Sheen Dream and keep clicking his head; each time a ridiculous quote of his comes up. For the record, I was never a Sheen fan until like last week, man is out of control hilarious.

BUY IT MARCH 11!!!

I don't feel like reiterating everything that's new about the iPad 2 so you can look in a previous post. I'm currently bleeding profusely out of my knee as I ate the pavement coming out of the subway. It's available in the US on March 11!

Kim Kardashian's Song.

The death of music is upon us.

Somerewhere a little girl is crying!

Well, it's been caught on video; thus, it's official! The Biebs is clearly dating Selena Gomez-DUH-he was  caught kissing her while they were together on his 17th birthday. I'm surprised his minions haven't attacked her yet.

LVOE.

These are some excerpts from the Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2011 Men's Catalogue. I've been trying to categorize items into two categories; needs v wants. NEED: the blue fabric damier duffle.